PRO FIRE HAZARDS

We build stuff. We make stuff. We're creators, engineers, artists, and everything in between. We do a bunch of stupid stuff and a bunch of smart stuff. We are Pro Fire Hazards. A group of said creators, engineers, artists and everything in between with a knack for accidentally (or more often purposefully) making things explode or hurt people. Our products are quality, however by reading this you agree to not sue us, ask for any damages to be paid, or otherwise, and take all responsibility of injury and/or death resulting from the use or misuse of our products. We love you, and think you should buy and consume, fueling our greed more and more until we are rich. We do not care about you. We want money. That being said I hope you enjoy our products and our site, and remember Dangerous Minds Think Alike.